I wish I had State Farm so I can just sing the jingle and be like “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there….with a hot naked guy to fuck me”.

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
HEELS???????
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”














I feel dumb
so far so good…








