Kassandra (:
christianmingle:

Fortune cookie callin me gay

christianmingle:

Fortune cookie callin me gay

byebyebones:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completely different from what i actually wear but i don’t have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

THIS THIS AND THIS PLUS NO MONEY

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
sextnoise:

me

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.